Please Subscribe! Vote for me here between March 31st and April 8: youtube.com My TurboTax Rap Contest Submission ———————————– (Verse 1) Wake up in the morning, screw the cereal Jack! You know I need a bowl of my TurboTax I don’t need people from around the block Cuz they got me audited by the Feds and the Cops I got TurboTax and my life is fine Didn’t even mess up on my 1099 Turn on the App, run my numbers through it It’s so damn easy, a baby could do it But little babies, should not be laboring Cuz child labor laws, say you’re endagering A life of a kid, but who the hell cares Cuz TurboTax made me a millionare!!!! And now I’m sippin’ tea with Vanilla Ice And this is like an episode of Surreal Life Hop into my ride, Vanilla Ice in the back And riding shotgun is my man, TurboTax (Chorus 2x) Check it in my life, no one’s got my back It’s just you and me, me and TurboTax When it comes to my funds, you’re sharp as a knife Listen TurboTax, you done saved my life (Verse 2) I save all my checks and receipts in a box So I don’t end up inside a cell block Without TurboTax, man my life was sad I claimed family members that I didn’t have Year after year, man I never learned That’s why I never got back a tax return Vanilla Ice, how do you rhyme so tight And have time to do your taxes at night Instead of pulling rabbits out of your hat Pull me out a box of that TurboTax That call it TurboTax, cuz you do it real fast If Gerbils had work, they’d call it GerbilTax …
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hahahas wow he’s funny and cute =D do my taxes plz!
lol! that’s def original man. good delivery, very creative, & funny! greatness. [subscribed]
pure entertainment! keep this up!
dudeikilledu, your an idiot
rag should b red nigga not blue
is it crack?
Dope indeed.
Goodmorning sunshine
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yoooo that was funnnny great vid
Once again, this was the best vid in the competition
dude i love it. it was pretty funny. i mean i like yours too but u gosta come check out mine. =]
I still love this
GOOD JOB! lol i like the cereal part!
You should edit the gun scene and send this to the folks at turbotax, I would not be surprise to see you on their next commercial.
awesome rap.
hilarious video.
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funny shit ..but tight shit
yeh man dis shits on david choi
Welcome to the world of Hip-Hop where people borrow ideas all the time.
However, it doesn’t look like this guy copied you. He took the slant of talking about child labour laws. I think it’s just coincidental.
Besides, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery – try to be a bit more encouraging as a fellow contestant.
Great production. Unfortunately Turbo Tax will probably forego this video b/c of the gun scene.
oh man.. too good, too good.
best video yet
Definitely one of the better ones out there. There’s some h8rs out there you deserve more than 2 stars out of 5. David Choi must be paying people. Something ain’t right. You got my vote. Check mine #272. Peace
Where did you get the “so easy a baby could do it” idea?
man this song totally owns. better than any of them. lyrics arnt as crazy as some but I cant stop listening to it!